— TheToothfish

DUC of the Day: April Foo— No, They’re Serious

Oh, yes. This is very much a real thing. I’m particularly thrilled by the gloopy-ness of the sauce. 

The last time I poked fun at the DUC, I was lamenting their knife skills (or lack thereof). Since then, I’ve been cooking in my own kitchen and, on average, living a very satiated lifestyle. But every once in a while, whether that be because of convenience or other constraints, I make the trek up that spiral staircase and stand in line with Freshmen who think that fries, pizza and four brownies make a complete meal. A recent sojourn led me to this gem: nachos (Fritos, taco meat, canned nacho cheese sauce).

Oh, you bet your Dooley Dollar’s that this thing is real. I don’t know what else to say except that this creation is something I’d expect from someone on campus with serious munchies at 4 AM and a limited pantry.